myTobago – your questions, review and comment about Tobago

David
Now realise why you em found a maid my lover. Us parties ave no idea what yooum talkin bout.

Carol
Had no idea I could leave a review of your book ! Have now done so - how rubbish am I ? No, don't answer that.

Bill
Like Tony, a very wise man.

SandraK,Prezactly as the great God Jeremy would say




Bill B.am I dicing with death or what

David,



Bill

Erm ... back on topic ... Man Cold.

What's all this about the weaker/stronger Sex/Gender and not having the time to be ill?

I have plenty to do with 2 hungry boys to raise on my own, plus a full time job, plus checking the weather out for everyone, washing and ironing and cooking inbetween.

When I get a Man Cold ... my boys respond and care for me until the worst of the fever is over ... when the threat to their livelihood and clean underpants (everyday) is over and they are entirely satisfied that I will come through, then they leave me alone and go back to their PC's

Who says a man can't do what a woman can do ... dare I ask? ... No, perhaps this should just be a discussion point.

I liked the video Steve ... so true

Regards

Okay Paul Mr Tallet Sir,
I'll make an exception in your case. I have now made you an Honorary Woman in recognition of your devotion to domestic and parental duties. I didn't know that you were a single parent so I'll be more considerate in future. To you that is, not those snivelling cowards like Bill From Over The Pond who say not a word and just hide behind smilies........
I love the way a bit of male/female controversy brings everyone out of the woodwork....Must introduce some more.
Noe

In addition to the skills mentioned by Mr Tallet,we are also able to park a car(not abandon it),shop in a hundredth of the time it takes the opposite species.....the list goes on.

David
As you are all so accomplished the question still remains "Why can none of you pee into a bowl successfully ? "

'Cos the peanuts get in the way, Sandra.

STEVE!
I know you're the boss but really! You've put me right off what I was going to say next.

David Watkins wrote:In addition to the skills mentioned by Mr Tallet,we are also able to park a car(not abandon it),shop in a hundredth of the time it takes the opposite species.....the list goes on.

Ah the old 'spacial awareness' thing. I'm keeping out of that one as I don't drive.
Why won't men ask for directions? Do they think it reflects badly on their masculinity in some way?
Why, when their hands are dirty, do they flick them under the tap with a speck of soap, and then wipe the dirt off on the towel, usually five minutes after a fresh one has been put on the rail?
More to come...

Steve
If peanuts are that large you really should consult your GP !

Carol
Well that's another problem. Men don't do asking for directions - why do you think all the bodies found millenia old are always male ? Women have more sense. When in an unknown area and OH insists my directions are wrong I just say " Minehead" - it's a long story , one I won't bore you with but haunts him to this day and also has the benefit of sudden obedience. Did you see the total idiot who followed satnav. to the point of literally hanging over a cliff - no question, they are all a sandwich short of a picnic.

Ah but we love 'em really! (most of the time)
Come on Sandra- MINEHEAD!

See,that is the sole reason for the Zanussian's existence,it is, to find more ways to belittle their superior specie.We DO NOT get lost,it is the navigator in the rh seat who can't read a map.However,we,as a race accept this as a fault of an inferior specie and ,the magnanimous people we are, accept the brickbats you fling at us to cover your mistakes(it is called the Blair or Brown syndrome)
One of Your Lords and Masters
wot av i dun

OI WATKINS! COME BACK HERE!
You haven't answered my comments about towels. Come on boy, what have you got to say for yourself about that then?

... and then wipe the dirt off on the towel, usually five minutes after a fresh one has been put on the rail?

Not totally true! As Jill will testify, we wipe our hands on the teatowel. Doesn't everyone?

I do my own laundry,so I tens to shake dry

Carol
What ! Never been to Minehead ! Many years ago OH convinced we were driving in the right direction - explained that sun was not where it should be if we were driving East. At the time fractious toddler in the back and OH determined I was wrong. Hours later and mad as a hatter we arrived at Minehead - was not too impressed when he discovered it was the Bristol, not English Channel.

Steve
Of course we use tea towels. Only reason I keep a pristine towel in the cloakroom is to make guests feel I am not a total slut.

Sandra,
Yes I've been to Minehead several times. Nice little place; red sand and Butlins,near Dunster. I love anywhere from Dorset westwards.
Steve, Himself's idea of hygiene is to wipe the floor with a teatowel.
So, David, you shake (your hands) dry do you? That must mean then, that the dirt is still there, but diluted slightly.
And you a chef too! Remind me not to eat at your hotel....

Better to be a 'snivelling coward' than what is referred to on this side as 'Dead Meat'

Meanwhile, I think I'll just continue to sit here and play it safe.

Bill - Whose OH has taught him through many hard learned lessons when to keep his mouth shut