Gatwick / Overnight Hotel / Monarch ... a Review
Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 7:24 pm
Ready for the Gatwick experience?
Planning on a low cost flight with Monarch? ... both ways?
Ok ... well this is what it was like for me ...
20090106 (Tues)
Left home (Yorkshire) at 1350 and arrived Gatwick 1745 ... good journey with no breaks and no disruption over the 240 miles. Cost about £20 petrol. My son, James, did the first 60 miles and let me down completely with an intensive bout of weariness.
Destination ... Sofitel.
Car parking ... the hotel has some deal with a car parking business called Summer Dreams/Breaks ... can't remember their exact name ... a mile or 2 away from the hotel with regular buses to both north and south terminals every 20 mins.
The Sofitel is next to the North Terminal and I have used this hotel every time because of it's linking 'tube' to the airport and then a short walk to the shuttle that takes you to the South Terminal where most of the Tobago flights atart from.
Sofitel Hotel still does smoking rooms ... COR !!
Hotel good (£137.50 for a twin room with 15 days free parking) but the facilities are a rip off.
Spent about £36 on Chicken Piri Piri x 2 plus chips as a side. Declined to pay the optional service charge of 12.5%. Cheeky Devils!!
£4 – 5 a drink ... Pah !!
Glad took some Port and beers so stayed in room watching TV. Room facilities very good. Very comfy.
20090107 (Weds)
Up at 0500 ... watched 'Dusk til Dawn' until about 2 in the morning ... face >>> bad ... face >>> bothered? ... Nah ... we were wrecked. But at least we were freshly showered with clean underpants on.
In south terminal by 0630 with tongues hanging out ... sweat already soaked through our fresh holiday clothes.
Flight MON369
Very swift check in. Cor ... pretty slick actually. Flight due to leave at 0940. Now what trouble can we get up to?
Aha ... there's a pub ... so we went there. needed alcohol to help sleep through the flight ... James had a breakfast (and mine!) and we had the first holiday curse ... the bad laugh (no screaming babies yet though) ... but this laugh went straight through our heads ... so we left and went to have a laugh at the duty free shop prices. James bought a crossword book.
The flight was on time ... holiday curse No. 2 ... I had asked for a window seat which seems to have been moulded into bulkhead so head always banging on it and even less foot space due to the bulkhead. James (next to me) had more space ... not sure he would have coped by window as he is taller/longer than me at 6’ 4”.
So think about it before you take a window seat with Monarch.
Breakfast was boiled fish, spuds, peas and carrots ... yum yum ... I just wanted to get pissed and fall asleep.
Then a baby was spotted 2 rows ahead ... oh no! ... but somehow it went to sleep ... definitely has a good mother!
The flight was about 12 hours in total because we had to stop at Grenada on the way ... my sleep was broken alot with James asking me for the answers to questions in his crossword book ... he was lucky to reach Tobago alive.
Would not let us off in Grenada ... then had the (holiday curse no. 4 ... eh ... whatever ... I have lost count) ‘body mass experience’ who sat next to me to Tobago ... the seats really are not good for big people ... not being bigist ... just honest ... come on big people, you have to deal with it!
How can you possibly expect to be 30 stone, take a flight, demand 2 seats and then complain when you get a surcharge for having over 20 kilos of baggage ??? (Someone actually did that !!).
Folds of flesh falling over the armrest ... every time I leaned on it I pinched the poor thing. What can you do in these situations??
By the time we arrived we were sore, safe and ready to join the desperate stampede off the plane.
Into 'reception' ... usual thing, nobody had filled in their forms correctly so people losing their places in the queue ... we got through very quickly and rushed to the baggage carousel ... Ha! ... our bags were the last off the plane and then we had to deal with a huge queue that had formed because the customs have this huge new toy that x-rays all the bags. We waited and waited and then when we got to the front of the queue they didn't want to check our bags ... I felt like going back, but never mind.
No complaints for the price of the flight (£350 return) good value really considering the 13 or 14 hours of misery ... an excellent price. No complaints, you get what you pay for.
I would definitely go with Monarch again unless I become rich and discerning
... Next ... an hour long drive to Castara ... it never ends does it ??
The flight back ? ... Don't even ask!
Regards
Planning on a low cost flight with Monarch? ... both ways?
Ok ... well this is what it was like for me ...
20090106 (Tues)
Left home (Yorkshire) at 1350 and arrived Gatwick 1745 ... good journey with no breaks and no disruption over the 240 miles. Cost about £20 petrol. My son, James, did the first 60 miles and let me down completely with an intensive bout of weariness.
Destination ... Sofitel.
Car parking ... the hotel has some deal with a car parking business called Summer Dreams/Breaks ... can't remember their exact name ... a mile or 2 away from the hotel with regular buses to both north and south terminals every 20 mins.
The Sofitel is next to the North Terminal and I have used this hotel every time because of it's linking 'tube' to the airport and then a short walk to the shuttle that takes you to the South Terminal where most of the Tobago flights atart from.
Sofitel Hotel still does smoking rooms ... COR !!
Hotel good (£137.50 for a twin room with 15 days free parking) but the facilities are a rip off.
Spent about £36 on Chicken Piri Piri x 2 plus chips as a side. Declined to pay the optional service charge of 12.5%. Cheeky Devils!!
£4 – 5 a drink ... Pah !!
Glad took some Port and beers so stayed in room watching TV. Room facilities very good. Very comfy.
20090107 (Weds)
Up at 0500 ... watched 'Dusk til Dawn' until about 2 in the morning ... face >>> bad ... face >>> bothered? ... Nah ... we were wrecked. But at least we were freshly showered with clean underpants on.
In south terminal by 0630 with tongues hanging out ... sweat already soaked through our fresh holiday clothes.
Flight MON369
Very swift check in. Cor ... pretty slick actually. Flight due to leave at 0940. Now what trouble can we get up to?
Aha ... there's a pub ... so we went there. needed alcohol to help sleep through the flight ... James had a breakfast (and mine!) and we had the first holiday curse ... the bad laugh (no screaming babies yet though) ... but this laugh went straight through our heads ... so we left and went to have a laugh at the duty free shop prices. James bought a crossword book.
The flight was on time ... holiday curse No. 2 ... I had asked for a window seat which seems to have been moulded into bulkhead so head always banging on it and even less foot space due to the bulkhead. James (next to me) had more space ... not sure he would have coped by window as he is taller/longer than me at 6’ 4”.
So think about it before you take a window seat with Monarch.
Breakfast was boiled fish, spuds, peas and carrots ... yum yum ... I just wanted to get pissed and fall asleep.
Then a baby was spotted 2 rows ahead ... oh no! ... but somehow it went to sleep ... definitely has a good mother!
The flight was about 12 hours in total because we had to stop at Grenada on the way ... my sleep was broken alot with James asking me for the answers to questions in his crossword book ... he was lucky to reach Tobago alive.
Would not let us off in Grenada ... then had the (holiday curse no. 4 ... eh ... whatever ... I have lost count) ‘body mass experience’ who sat next to me to Tobago ... the seats really are not good for big people ... not being bigist ... just honest ... come on big people, you have to deal with it!
How can you possibly expect to be 30 stone, take a flight, demand 2 seats and then complain when you get a surcharge for having over 20 kilos of baggage ??? (Someone actually did that !!).
Folds of flesh falling over the armrest ... every time I leaned on it I pinched the poor thing. What can you do in these situations??
By the time we arrived we were sore, safe and ready to join the desperate stampede off the plane.
Into 'reception' ... usual thing, nobody had filled in their forms correctly so people losing their places in the queue ... we got through very quickly and rushed to the baggage carousel ... Ha! ... our bags were the last off the plane and then we had to deal with a huge queue that had formed because the customs have this huge new toy that x-rays all the bags. We waited and waited and then when we got to the front of the queue they didn't want to check our bags ... I felt like going back, but never mind.
No complaints for the price of the flight (£350 return) good value really considering the 13 or 14 hours of misery ... an excellent price. No complaints, you get what you pay for.
I would definitely go with Monarch again unless I become rich and discerning
... Next ... an hour long drive to Castara ... it never ends does it ??
The flight back ? ... Don't even ask!
Regards