A stunning blonde in the Economy Class section gets up and walks to the First Class Section of the Plane.
She notices that there are a few empty seats and sits in one next to a window, stretches her legs and makes herself comfortable and stares defiantly at the Flight Attendant who is watching her do this.
The Flight Attendant approaches the Blonde and asks to check her ticket.
The Blonde is informed that she paid for Economy Class and that she must return to that section.
The Blonde seems quite taken aback and scowls at the Flight Attendant, saying “I am Blonde. I am beautiful. I am going to Tobago and I am staying right here!”
The Flight Attendant goes to the Cockpit and informs the Pilot and Co-Pilot that there is a Blonde sitting in the First Class section with an Economy ticket and that she is refusing to go back to the Economy section.
The Co-Pilot approaches the Blonde and tries to explain that as she only has an Economy ticket that she should return to her seat in the Economy section.
The Blonde replies, “Can’t you see that I am Blonde and very beautiful … I am going to Tobago and I am staying right here!”
The Co-Pilot goes back to the Cockpit and shares his experience with the Pilot, explaining that the Blonde will not listen to reason, that this is very unfair on the passengers that have paid extra money for their First Class seats … perhaps they should arrange for the Police to arrest the Blonde when they arrive in Tobago?
The Pilot replies, “You say that she is Blonde? I will handle this, I’m married to a Blonde. I speak Blonde!”
The Pilot approaches the stubborn Blonde and whispers in her ear.
The Blonde seemed quite shocked and says, “Oh I am so sorry!” and rushes back to her seat in the Economy section.
The Flight Attendant and the Co-Pilot, who have been watching this are transfixed in amazement and ask the Pilot how he managed to get the Blonde back to her Economy seat without any fuss?
The Pilot smiled knowingly and said, “I told her that First Class isn’t going to Tobago !!”
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