some more humour

David Watkins · Post by **David Watkins** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:12 am

After the Great British Beer Festival in London,a group of reps are gathered in the bar.
The first guy from Corona says"Give the best beer in the world,a Corona from Mexico"
The barman serves him his beer and the American says,"I'll have bottle of THE best in the world--give me a Budwiesser".
The barman serves him,the next guy says "I want the best beer in the world,made with Rocky Mountain water--give me a Coors".
The barman turns to the 'Bagonian fron Carib and asks hin what he would like,"Ah give I a Cokes yah",the other guys look at him in astonishment,he says"well if you no drinking real beer nor will I!"

David

Post by **Steve Wooler** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:55 am

Hi David

Did you know that Queen Anne is dead too? Perhaps you've just been cribbing jokes from our humour section (menu: Odds & Sods/Trinbago Humour/Jokes & Stories). Or is it a case of Bude being behind the times?

(p.s. Never mind, its still a good one that makes me laugh every time I hear it )

Gisela Grell · Post by **Gisela Grell** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:08 pm

Hi David and Steve,

I like the joke and especially Davids spelling

but thought I heard it before. Steve, you have to forgive David because he is so exciting to go back in a short while and have his Carib and Rumpunch.

Am I right, David?

Cheers

Gisela
(a.k.a. Shorty)

Sorry David, will miss you again will probably be there around Carnival

Post by **Steve Wooler** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:16 pm

Yes, Gisela, and we mustn't forget his age.

Gisela Grell · Post by **Gisela Grell** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:30 pm

Hi Steve,

good that it was you, who mentioned....

Cheers

David Watkins · Post by **David Watkins** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:52 pm

Mr Wooler,as a business man,Ishould have thought that you would be aware that it is illegal to discriminate on age in this country.I shall be seeking legal advice---unless of course some sort of recompense is offered for my damaged feelings.
Disgusted,Bude!

Post by **Steve Wooler** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 1:01 pm

Hmmm! I totally forgot those nanny-state rules. OK, I surrender. Will an extra bottle of Carib smooth your hurt feelings?

Anyway - do I get the impression you are ducking Gisela's question?

Gisela Grell · Post by **Gisela Grell** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:30 pm

Oh Steve,

maybe he didn't see my question in this long post.

Aehm,.... David,.... are you wearing glasses?

Cheers

Gisela

Paul Williams · Post by **Paul Williams** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:21 pm

Maybe Davids glasses are in his hands.............

David Watkins · Post by **David Watkins** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:32 pm

Okay chaps and chapesses,no bias here.Perhaps I did miss a question,however when you reach 35 you will understand.
Giselle,I was going to send you an e,but as I have been pre-empted,WE SHALL MEET!
I am in Carnbee during Carnival,and have not missed the Bacchanal for a few years now.We'll get in touch later about meeting.
As for a Carib!!!!?????I would have thougth at least flask of white Royal Oak!And glasses--you wear them,Coddrie's best plastics!
David(be gentle with me)

Gisela Grell · Post by **Gisela Grell** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:20 pm

Dear folks,

good to see you Paul, how are you?

David, if you are there on carnival we WILL definately meet! Whereever you are on Tobago. By the way, my 35th birthday is gone a couple of days (years?) so I know what you mean

A flask, David?

you are not really serious, aren't you? What about a "bokkle" of Old Oak?

Steve, it looks like you have to give more than one Carib to David...

Take good care all of you and

Cheers

Post by **Steve Wooler** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 9:16 am

Okay, okay, Gisela - you strike a hard bargain on David's behalf. Having slept on it all night, I agree that the compensation was possibly less than generous, so I've now decided to throw in a bag of peanuts.

Gisela Grell · Post by **Gisela Grell** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 8:46 pm

Alroght Steve.
ONE bag of peanuts and ONE Carib is a good deal

let's find out what David means to this

Cheers

Post by **Steve Wooler** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 8:51 pm

They didn't model Father Christmas on me for nothing!

David Watkins · Post by **David Watkins** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:31 am

Hmmmph!!!!!!I prefer cashews or pistachios,however if you pay peanuts all you get.............

David(be there in 20 days,so I care not what is said

)

Brian Taylor · Post by **Brian Taylor** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 11:56 am

always going for the good stuff, david. I would not settle for peanuts either...
steph

Post by **Steve Wooler** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 12:01 pm

Are you guys trying to bankrupt me?

Brian Taylor · Post by **Brian Taylor** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 12:09 pm

I thought you are a business man. noone talked about the ammount. you could give him a handfull of the good stuff instead of the big bottle peanuts... ever travelled on the boat. buy the tiny packet from the ...NUTSMAN....NUTSMAN....NUTSMAN...

STEPH

PS: if you get a tiny one david, we don't have to share...

Post by **Steve Wooler** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 12:24 pm

I knew we could always rely on the Germans for some clear, logical thinking. Great job, Steph. I can save one of the free packets on the flight over. Phew! I can stop sweating now.

I'm always up for a laugh and a joke, but I will not take advantage of your unfortunate reference to David's tiny one. I have it on good authority that it is a scurrilous lie started by a jealous unfortunate who David managed to drink under a Castara table. (Maybe the view from under the table whilst in an inebriated state was deceptive).

Brian Taylor · Post by **Brian Taylor** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 5:09 pm

TINY PACKET OF CASHEW NUTS OR PISTACIOS, DAVID!!!

I don't know anything about any romours about davids private matters...

Steve, be carefull, I got to face david for 8 weeks on a daily basis and two more if I set foot into the boathouse, I don't want to be involved in any respectless conversations in this forum (guess why I kept my mouth shut for all the age and other topics...)

steph