The end of Tobago as we know it?

Andy D · Post by **Andy D** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:49 pm

Yeah,i see the similarity....the pig is far prettier!

Josephine · Post by **Josephine** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:14 pm

David Watkins wrote:Next it'll be Cilla Black,Cliff Richard and that bloke who nobody remembers(Des sometthing)
David

I hear Elton John may be there for the Jazz Festival! Is this a definite now?

Clyde Alleyne · Post by **Clyde Alleyne** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:39 pm

Josephine, Elton John has always been the confirmed headliner for the Sunday.

Clyde

Post by **Steve Wooler** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:59 pm

Despite the attempts of local pastors to have him banned in case he corupts the local youth.

One archdeacon apparently fears that he could turn the island gay.

David Watkins · Post by **David Watkins** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:05 pm

The pig on the left is UGLY,who is that on the right?

Post by **Steve Wooler** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:09 pm

Actually I think the cruel bit was comparing a Vietnamese Pot-Bellied Pig (I assume that's what it is) with The Gob. After all, I believe that the VPB pigs are very nice animals and regularly kept as pets. I assume they're good eating as well. I certainly know which of the two I would prefer at my Sunday lunch table.

Steve Pitts · Post by **Steve Pitts** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:11 pm

Steve Wooler wrote: One archdeacon apparently fears that he could turn the island gay.

Elton John is gay?

You'll be telling me next that Jade is the UK's ambassador to the Caribbean.

Steve
(17 days and counting!!!)

Josephine · Post by **Josephine** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:10 pm

Steve Pitts wrote:
Steve Wooler wrote: One archdeacon apparently fears that he could turn the island gay.
Elton John is gay?

You'll be telling me next that Jade is the UK's ambassador to the Caribbean.

Steve
(17 days and counting!!!)

Who wants to tell Steve...?

EJ is confirmed? Wow. Does this mean that Tobago could be the next 'venue' for one of his 'in'famous parties? The baggage handling area at Scarbrough would have to be vamped up to handle all the extra luggage

It was a nightmare when I passed through in January, circa 300 passengers with accompanying luggage. Imagine, 30 females with 10 Louis Vuitton cases each! (If Victoria Beckham is anything to go by. I do not know how many cases David Beckham normally takes!

)

Steve Pitts · Post by **Steve Pitts** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:48 pm

Josephine wrote:[
Who wants to tell Steve...?

Hi Josephine

I was going to reply that my comment was tongue in cheek - but that would get me into even more trouble

.

Josephine · Post by **Josephine** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:12 am

Mine was also said with a fruit cocktail in one hand and the other twirling my hair! $\:D/$

I knew you knew... Jade is going to be the next ambassador to the Caribbean!

(Not!

)

You would have had to be lost in space, not to see at least one the numerous photos or articles of EJ's wedding to his boyfriend and even then, you may not have escaped!

David Watkins · Post by **David Watkins** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 2:12 pm

Is this topic going the same way as "Paul's Pants"?

Steve Pitts · Post by **Steve Pitts** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:45 pm

David Watkins wrote:Is this topic going the same way as "Paul's Pants"?

Are Paul's pants gay too

Is nothing sacred?

Josephine · Post by **Josephine** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:13 pm

Steve, looks like Jade and "Paul's Pants" to be the next ambassador(s) to the Caribbean?

[I am a brave woman, but I dare not ask what the story is behind "Paul's Pants"

]

Brian Taylor · Post by **Brian Taylor** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:58 pm

you are not brave enough of a woman for pauls pants... believe you me!!!

was just thinking, steve, maybe pauls pants are rainbow stripy... would that make them gay?

report from tobago: we still have some fires, but the smoke smells better than jade or the pig...

we have tickets for sunday, I will let you know if elton john had a magic gay wand and turned us all....

steph

Post by **Steve Wooler** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 8:23 am

I had hoped that Paul's pants might have been laid to rest (like Jade) and it would be unfair of us to embarass him further over the matter while he had problem with his Internet connection and can't get online to defend himself as often as he might like.

Anyway, as far as Elton's magic wand is concerned, if the future was Jade, I would want him to wave it over me.

Brian Taylor · Post by **Brian Taylor** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:52 am

I wouldn't..... AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

steph