Have a waffle with Carol

[GillMathews]

Hi Janette, Nice to meet you,glad you have joined the family so to speak

Sandra,
Colin, Mike (a lifelong friend of Colin's), and Annie have been to visit me for the first time. We had lots of laughter as I know you will be able to imagine.It is my birthday today which is why they came this weekend. Suffice to say that it may take a while for my neighbours to recover
Unfortunately whilst we were out for dinner my beautifull adopted moggyTramp got run over and killed on the road. I returned to a message from mother to tell me that the cat was at her house for me to retreive.Rather the worse for drink we did so and then waited till this morning to find him a place with the other loved and lost four footed friends under the lawn.Mike helped me whilst Colin kept his distance. If you remember he is not good with things like that. so now I have only my 19yr cat Lady and of course the two Tiels. One way or the other I will not forget this birthday.
Love xx
Gill

[Carol Townsend]

Oh how sad Gill.
Yes, you will remember this birthday, but many happy returns anyway. Let's hope the next one is a happily uneventful occasion.

[GillMathews]

Thanks Noe. I would quite like the next one to be a bit eventfull in a nice way as it will be a BIG one.
xxx

[Carol Townsend]

I won't ask WHICH big one...

[SandraK]

Hi guys!!
Gill
I would expect nothing less !!
Sorry to be a horrible person but all I could do was laugh ! That is sooooo bad. Just imagined Colin wanting to help - and failing miserably. Imagined you hung over and digging - sorry I am the devils spawn !
RIP Tramp.

[Paul Tallet]

I have been giving some consideration to considering whether I should give consideration to considering the option of giving my consideration to consider the considerations of considering making considerations about considering the consideration of giving my full consideration to consider which room to rent in Castara next February.

It's so confusing

Regards

[Susanne Thomsen]

Hi Paul.

I think you have to go away from the beach, because the Sandflies like you very much, and them we have to hear about all your complaining again. hehe

So maibe you have to book up the hill next time.

Geetings Susanne 22 days to go yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Paul Tallet]

I hadn't considered the sandflies ... so I will have to give some consideration to considering that as well ... it gets worse !

Regards

[SandraK]

Dear Pete
Is it me or have you lost the plot

[David Watkins]

Now we know where Sir Humphrey went!

[Paul Tallet]

It's you Sandra.

Don't worry about me ... it's all downhill now as the countdown starts to my next visitation ... the local authorities have been informed

Sir Humphrey is in good working order.

Regards

[SandraK]

Dear Pete
Far too much information !!

[SandraK]

Dear Pete
How cute - online together !!
Seriously, have you booked a flight.? Need mad people to be there in Feb.

[Paul Tallet]

I am giving consideration to considering whether to consider the consideration of giving flights my consideration and I will probably get round to it by December ... all things considered

Regards

[Bill B]

Janette,

Welcome aboard

Please don't let Paul's ramblings scare you away, he's just another one of the typical inmates of our happy "Asylum". Actually all things 'considered' he's one of the more stable residents

Gill,

Sorry to hear about your pet. Don't mind Sandra she's just being naughty again I don't plan on reaching the BIG one as each time I approach it I redefine what the BIG one is

Bill

[SandraK]

Bill
But assume you have not heard about the kitten story - if you had you would laugh too. Gill and animals just don't work. Gill and rum work a treat !!

[Andy K]

Sandra,

stop typing and start packing !
Ah hope to see you just now in Tobago. Will be there for the coming weekend until Tuesday Oct 13th.

[Paul Tallet]

Kitten story?

Have you heard about the monkeys in Trinidad?

I went on this trip and there were loads of Monkeys running around with tin openers.

I turned politely to my guide and said that surely tin openers were rather pointless for peeling bananas.

The guide turned to me and told me what a weak and foolish man I was and, apart from many other insults, informed me that the monkeys used the tin openers for their custard.

Now ... if that makes sense then please could someone tell me who supplied these monkeys with tins of custard, where they keep it, how long it will be before they run out and who supplied them with tin openers ... and I also want to know what impact this nonsense is having on the global economy.

Regards ... from a GOM (Grumpy Old Man)

[SandraK]

Dear Pete
Did wonder - now I know - you are a total dingbat.

[Paul Tallet]

Dear Sandra

If only you knew the half of it

Regards